Yes, I have LOST Ladee B. We were happily discussing......Well probably best I don't tell you but to cut a long story short she went missing. I hope she wasn't eaten by an MSN monster but she might have been. 
I urge you to find her and bring her back to me right NOW or I will be very cross.
Ladee B, it's been 10 minutes and still you are missing so I am off to bed to dream of your save return. We must chat again soon (if you are found)! 
Night 
