I woke up at 10 with cramp in my leg, which I have not had for ages, I hate that sudden waking and then pain, like it has waited for you to wake up!
This week I have been mostly cleaning, I must say I like cleaning the bathroom, I like that you can just use water and spray and then it's clean although it took ages by the time I'd put everything away and cleaned everything to within an inch of it's life. I am a perfectionist, it takes me ages just to do one room, and I like things to sparkle when I leave.
Yesterday saw me cleaning my sister's room, I have never seen so much dust, it must have taken me about 3 hours and there was barely any mess so I didn't have much to put away. I dusted and hoovered like a woman possessed whilst listening to loud music and watching the fish. This is where living in a detached house comes in handy.
I am lucky really because I live next to a lane and a garden so do not have to worry about disturbing anyone. Having lived this way for 22 years, I am not sure I would want to listen to other people's noise so I will require a house on a desert island somewhere.
Last Wednesday I bought a new hamster, she is dark grey all over with little white bits on her tummy and tomorrow she will be 7 weeks old. I know her exact birthday, which is novel as with other hamsters it has been guesswork. The other hamster, my little old man is doing well, he is now over two and half and bald which doesn't really make him look like a hamster but that is old age for you! 
I'm having my two bottom wisdom teeth out in June so that will be good, can't say I am looking forward to it though as it's going to be done under local anaesthetic so I will be aware. I fully expect to be traumatised, I have never had so much as a filling in the dentist, I only have 5-minute check-ups. Apparently it is just a slit and then the teeth will come out easily, I hope so as I do not want fingers in my mouth for long.
Lastly, I will be having an eye test tomorrow. I have noticed that my eyes are getting bad and my vision is not what it used to be. This becomes more apparent as the weeks go on, I cannot even see face detail on people the other end of the aisle in the supermarket. I used to have perfect vision and then I noticed I was unable to see number plates on cars unless right behind them. I guess I will see what they say tomorrow about them but I doubt I will get away without having anything. I cannot help but think I am going blind; I am so dramatic.
sdweller

I have to say I was impressed at your cleaning yesterday; like "a woman possessed" - that makes me smile - as if any rampant poltergeist think "I know what I'll do, I'll tidy up"; it must be the anti-geist (not to be confused with the antichrist
) who has different motives to the usual mess-smash-destroy methods of your typical poltergeist 

Your hamsters are lovely (and your fish (I know they're not yours really, but you're like their fish mummy (I almost typed "fishy mummy" but that sounded more like an insult when really I wanted it to sound like a compliment))) and the new one looks to be such a sweetie; I know she has a different personality to your old man (but they all do - anyone who says "they're all the same" doesn't know anything)
Your teeth - I'm living under threat of extraction; although it has now been years since I was last at the dentist, when I was there last I was sent to be examined (and they had that big thing take x-rays of my teeth; which was kinda spooky, strange, and not together at all comfortable as I recall (I think they had to hold my head in a vice-like thing so it didn't move as the camera irradiated my brain)) and basically sent back having been told "if it gives you trouble, then you can have them out; otherwise, we don't really want to do this"
I've not really had much in the way of trouble with them - fortunately - my bottom wisdom teeth are impacted (I can feel them under my tongue!) but touchwood I've been okay with them.
Your eyes - there are so many ugly people in the world, it's probably good you can't make out features any more
You'll probably end up with glasses (I know, you'd rather contact lenses - we'll see what happens) but I think they'll suit you and make you look intelligent; and definitely they'll stop any eye-strain related headaches you might find you suffer from
hugs tightly
love you
xxx